Mother’s Day is celebrated by everybody — everyone has a mother, and everyone knows a mother — so let’s get together and show the mothers of the world some wholesome love with these messages of appreciation and admiration.
Happy First Mother’s Day to New Moms!
Did you know that 91% of nursing homes lack adequate staff to properly care for patients?
Sorry about ruining your lady parts!
He’s finally asleep. I’ll just give him a little goodnight smooch. “If you wake him up, I’ll rip your face off.”
Having fun yet?! Happy First Mother’s Day!
“One vacation day a year?! That’s all I get?!” “We call it Mother’s Day, but technically you still have to work.”
Now you get one day out of 365 for yourself — sounds about right. Happy Mother’s Day! (Why’d you sign up for this job again?)
Happy Mother’s Day to a real Mutha. Love ya!
Mother’s Day message from new baby
Now you’ve got more to love, in the best possible way. Happy Mother’s Day!
The world’s best mother’s day workout.
Hope you get to relax and enjoy being waited on for once. Just kidding, Happy Mother’s Day! The day you get to be a mother, 24/7!
Bathroom break? They will find you.
It’s nice to feel needed, right? Happy Mother’s Day!
Silence is golden… Unless you have a toddler. In that case, silence is very very suspicious.
Hope your day is just the way you want it to be. Happy Mother’s Day!
For All The Single Feminist Moms Out There
Happy Mother’s Day to all the single feminists raising boys.
Happy Mother’s Day Messages to Your Cousins / Funny Mother’s Day Messages For Your Friends
Everybody with kids can relate to these memes…
Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? “I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.”
Like a boss – Happy Mother’s Day!
Am I a good mother, Susan? “My name’s Amy.” Classic
Haaaa. Happy Mother’s Day!
Funny Mother’s Day Memes (Aunt, Sister, Friends)
It’s true, every day is Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day to the best cat lady ever
To all the weird moms — Happy Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day, Auntie! #GoTfans
If Momma ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy. For real.
Skip Facebook Announcements; Tell Your Mom in a Special Way
It’s not easy being a mom. If it were, dad would do it.
I AM A MOTHER.
Weird Mother’s Day Gifts
Don’t forget mother’s day! Because nothing says “I love you” like sexy lingerie with a matching thong…
Mother’s Day Gifts – It’s the thought that counts.
I like to climb mountains, read Nietzsche, and explore the West Coast. I have a BA from York University (2003) in Toronto, Canada, and yet on this site I sometimes spell like an American (know your audience). Thank you. Thank you very much.
