Memorable Happy New Year Messages for Cards & SMS Texts

By Billie •  Updated: 02/26/21 •  2 min read

Send Some Happy New Year Wishes

Here are some popular New Year’s wishes to inspire your own.

Everyone excited to be going out on new year’s eve… and I’ll be sitting at home like this
Let’s put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year’s Eve.
“I gotta call you back. I wanna laugh at everyone’s new years resolutions.”
“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”
“Here’s to drinking enough that we’ll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.”

Happy Lunar / Chinese New Year Messages

“I’m wishing you an early Happy Chinese New Year, which sounds much better than wishing you an extremely belated regular New Year.”
“Happy Chinese New Year to someone I’m pretty sure is Chinese.”
“May your fireworks help ward off evil spirits and not cause my dog to unleash his bowels all over my apartment.”
“Let’s celebrate Chinese New Year by comparing our adult children’s careers, income levels and marital statuses.”
Even though I won’t see you, happy new year.

Billie

I like to climb mountains, read Nietzsche, and explore the West Coast. I have a BA from York University and yet on this site I sometimes spell like an American (know your audience). Thank you. Thank you very much.