50 Funny One-Liners: How to Say Thank You in a Funny Way


How do you say thank you in a funny way? Take some inspiration from this collection of funny thank you one-liners, puns, and head-scratchers.

I feel a very unusual sensation — if it is not indigestion, I think it must be Gratitude.

Benjamin Disraeli

Funny Ways to Say Thank You

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  1. I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money.
  2. Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
  3. I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!
  4. Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.
  5. You made me smile from ear to ear.
  6. Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners.
  7. If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire.
  8. Happy birthday! Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me.
  9. Thanks for nothing and everything.
  10. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!”
  11. I’ll get you next time.
  12. Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me.
  13. Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give.
  14. Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.
  15. Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal.
  16. Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email.
  17. I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes.
  18. This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it.
  19. I would floss a tiger’s teeth, that’s how much I appreciate you.
  20. Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year)
  21. I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest. Thanks!
  22. Thanks for hiring me. Hope you don’t regret it.
  23. How about I repay you by inviting you to go do my favorite thing: [insert thing you like to do that and they hate to do]. Just kidding! Thank you!
  24. I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.
  25. Grassy ass!
  26. Thank you berry much!
  27. Thank you beer-y much!
  28. I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes.
  29. Thanks a bunches of oats!
  30. Thanks shallot.
  31. Mom — thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.
  32. Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do.
  33. Thanks pho everything.
  34. Thanks a hole punch.
  35. The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!
  36. Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.
  37. I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.
  38. Thanks for pretending to be my lesbian lover when gross guys try to chat us up on a night out.
  39. I have nothing funny to say, but thank you.
  40. Thanks for putting up with my shit.
  41. If I knew how to say thank you, I would.
  42. Grateful AF.
  43. You’re more thoughtful than my mother.
  44. If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. So, thank you!
  45. Friends like you are not easy to find.
  46. Friendship is like peeing on yourself — everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.
  47. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  48. You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.
  49. Thank you for always being older than me.
  50. You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m pooping.
  51. If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment. Creep.
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